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The Threat intro video plays followed by the fireworks going off and the crowd going wild.

JR: The EWO is getting ready for Halloween Massacre, live next Sunday on pay per view! The main event is all set! With two huge former rivals, Cobain and JJ Massacre, meeting in JJ’s hometown of Detroit, for the Worlds Heavyweight Championship! But tonight, we’re making our way through Boston! The Fleet Center is sold out, for Monday Night Threat! JR and the King with you here at ringside, and what a night of action, we’ve got set up for you tonight! Tonight King, a Ladder Match, for the Hardcore Championship!
Poster for Hardcore Title Ladder Match is shown.
King: Oh this is gonna be great JR! Lil Killa and X for the Hardcore Title, in a Ladder Match!
JR: The Hardcore Title will be hung above the ring, and one of these men will climb the ladder to get it, and leave Threat tonight, as the Hardcore Champion! But King that’s not all, we have got a blockbuster announcement, here tonight, from The Patriot!
Poster of Patriot is shown.
JR: The Patriot wasn’t here last week after losing the EWO Championship at Massive Brutality! But he will be here tonight, and he’s got a major announcement, to make!
King: And I can only imagine what that is JR! But we’ll find out here tonight!
Poster for Tag Team Match is shown.
JR: And after an improbable return last week, JJ Massacre will be in action, right here tonight! JJ and The Demon, team together to meet Cobain and Ace, right here tonight, on Threat!

Alone I Break hits and the crowd goes wild as JJ Massacre comes out.
King: And here he comes JR!
JR: What a way to kick off Monday Night Threat! Here comes, JJ Massacre!
Ring Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen please welcome… JJ Massacre!
JR: You can see the mask covering the face of JJ Massacre. That a result, of the massive fire he was involved in, back over the summer! We never thought we’d see JJ back in the EWO again after that, but last week he shocked the world, in his EWO return!
King: And now for the first time since that terrible incident at Explosion, we’re gonna hear from JJ Massacre JR!
JR: Yes we are, as JJ has come out here to kick off Threat, with those sold out crowd in Boston, up on their feet!
JJ enters the ring and grabs a mic. Crowd roars.
Crowd: JJ! JJ! JJ! JJ!
JR: And my God what an ovation, for the man who will indeed, challenge Cobain at Halloween Massacre, for the Worlds Heavyweight Title!
JJ: You know, three months ago, I never thought this would be possible, but it sure feels great, to hear all you great fans, up and roaring, and chanting my name again!
Crowd roars.
JJ: Ever since that incident back at Explosion, my life has changed, no doubt about it. When I was locked inside that car, and then it was set on fire, I honestly did not think, I was going to survive. Thankfully, the ambulance arrived very quickly to take me to a hospital, and I was able to live. I survived with just minor burns on my arms which have healed, but the burns that weren’t minor, were to the ones on my face, which is why I am forced to wear this mask. But hell, mask or no mask, I am still JJ Massacre, and I am back to raise more hell, than ever before, in the EWO!
Crowd roars.
JJ: And that all began, last Monday night, when I returned here in the EWO, and drilled Cobain, right in the face with a Fall Out!
Crowd roars.
JR: That he did, last Monday night on Threat.
JJ: And it will continue, right here tonight in Boston!
Crowd roars.
JJ: Where I will proceed to hit another Fall Out on Cobain, and then… and then, it will continue into Halloween Massacre, in my hometown, where I will finally achieve my lifelong goal, and beat Cobain, to become the new, EWO… World… Heavyweight… Champ--…

Smells Like Teen Spirit hits and the crowd boos as Cobain comes out holding the EWO Title over his shoulder.
King: Oh my JR! Look whose comin out!
JR: Well I think business, has just picked up! Because here comes the Worlds Champion! Cobain comin out here, interrupting the man who he will meet in 13 days at Halloween Massacre, for the Worlds Heavyweight Title!
King: And therefore Cobain should have something very much to say to JJ here, don’t you think?
JR: Well I would guess so, but what does, the Worlds Champion have to say, to the man whose coming back from major burns to the face, forcing him to wear that mask, and will meet Cobain in his hometown at Halloween Massacre. That being, JJ Massacre!
Cobain enters the ring and grabs a mic. Crowd boos.
JR: And not a very good reception here, for the Worlds Champion in Boston!
Cobain: Well JJ, it’s been too, too long. And I can see despite all the times I’ve beaten you before, now you’re back for more. Only now, I can see you’re back for something else. That being something you’ve all but been cursed from winning, in your EWO career. That being, the World Heavyweight Championship belt.
JR: That’s what JJ will competing for, next Sunday on pay per view!
Cobain: But you see JJ, I’ve got some news for ya. No matter how badly you want to win this Title. No matter how badly you want to beat me. No matter how many times you have gone for this Title before and failed. No matter how many burns to the face you suffered, there’s not gonna be any remarkable comeback story for you like there was for Patriot. Patriot was the so called magical comeback story, and I beat his ass with no problem, last Sunday to win the EWO Title!
Crowd boos.
Cobain: And JJ, even the fact that we’re gonna be in your hometown of Detroit, with thousands of screaming diehard JJ fans in the crowd, even that, isn’t gonna help you win. Because JJ, even though you think this might be your time to finally win the EWO Title, here’s a news flash for ya, it’s not your time! It’s mine!
Crowd boos.
Cobain: It’s been my time for months! I’ve been waiting too long, to win this Title, and now that I’ve got it, I’m not gonna lose it right away, to some burned up freak like you!
Crowd boos.
Cobain: JJ, you’re not winning at Halloween Massacre, and that… is a fact.
Crowd boos.
JJ: Well you know something Cobain, there’s one thing that hasn’t changed around here since I’ve been out of action. And that’s you being an arrogant little pr*ck!
Crowd roars.
King: Oh my gosh! He can’t say that to Cobain! He’s the Worlds Champion!
Crowd: JJ! JJ! JJ! JJ!
JJ: You can talk all you want, about this being, Cobain’s time! About this being, the Cobain Era, in the EWO! But I have been after that Title, since the day this business got started! And I don’t care who I have to beat, but I will, win that Title, one way or another! And I’m winning it, next Sunday, which means, I am beating… you!
Crowd roars.
Cobain: JJ, here’s something I think even these people in Boston will agree with me on. You’re more cursed at winning this Title, then the Red Sox are at winning the World Series!
Crowd explodes with loud boos as Cobain laughs.
Cobain: You can think you’re about to beat me, just like the Red Sox did against the Yankees, but just when you’re five outs away, I’ll have to come back and beat you… again!
Crowd boos loudly again.
JJ: Well JJ, if we’re gonna be bringing up baseball, and the Red Sox and the Yankees, then consider me Pedro Martinez… and you Don Zimmer!
JJ then grabs Cobain by the head and throws him face first into the mat! Crowd roars.
King: Ah! Oh my gosh!
Alone I Break then hits again and the crowd goes wild as JJ celebrates up the mat and Cobain angrily looks on from the ring stomping his feet against the mat in disgust.
JR: JJ just threw down the Worlds Champion! Face first when Cobain, right into the mat!
King: Just like Don Zimmer JR!
JR: JJ getting the better of the Champion, here to kick off Threat! But my God what’s gonna happen next Sunday, when Cobain and JJ meet in JJ’s hometown at Halloween Massacre, for the Worlds Title!

The Demon is shown walking backstage. Crowd roars.
King: There’s Demon JR!
JR: The 4 time EWO Champion, walking backstage here at the Fleet Center in Boston!
Demon walks down a hallway and then walks into Messer’s office. Crowd roars.
Demon: Mess, I want a match.
Mess: And what match would that be?
Demon: You know damn well what that match would be. A match with that piece of crap Chris Jericho, who hit me in the head with a chair last week!
Mess: Well it just so happens, that I’ve got a match coming up with Jericho next, and despite the huge history we have with each other, I would be more than happy to beat Jericho here tonight, to get some revenge for you in what Jericho did--…
Demon: I don’t need anyone to get revenge for me… I get my revenge, on my own!
Crowd roars.
Mess: Alright, I can understand that. Well then how about this. Next Sunday, at Halloween Massacre, we’ll make it The Demon versus Chris Jericho!
Demon: Fine, as long as I get my hands on him and show Jericho once and for all, what he’s in for, when he screws with The Demon!
Crowd roars and Demon leaves.
King: Oh my gosh JR!
JR: The Demon and Jericho next Sunday, at Halloween Massacre on pay per view!

COMMERCIAL BREAK

MATCH # 1
The Y2J Countdown plays on the Titon-Tron followed by an explosion on the ramp and then Break the Walls Down!
King: Whoa!
JR: The explosion hitting the Fleet Center! And that explosion can only mean, Chris Jericho!
Ring Announcer: The following contest is scheduled for one fall! Making his way to the ring… Chris Jericho!
JR: And the no good Chris Jericho, I might add! Who last week made his EWO return, to a huge ovation in his home country of Canada, only to show his true colors later on, when he and Ace set up The Demon!
King: Yea, that was great JR! And that’s why Chris Jericho really is the King of the World!
JR: But Jericho will be getting his next Sunday, when he meets The Demon one on one at Halloween Massacre! And here tonight, Jericho’s gonna meet the man who just made that match, the EWO Commissioner, J.M. Messer!
Psycho Vision hits and the crowd goes wild as J.M. Messer comes out.
Ring Announcer: And his opponent, being accompanied by D’Lo and Theodore Long, the Commissioner of the EWO… J.M. Messer!
JR: And now here comes our Commissioner! J.M. Messer on his way to the ring here, set to go one on one with Jericho, here on Threat!
The bell sounds and Jericho and Mess lock up in the ring. Mess gets Jericho in a headlock but Jericho elbows out of it and then hits Mess with a snapmare. He locks in a sleeper but Mess hits him with a fireman’s carry and then runs off the ropes. He leaps over Jericho and comes back off the ropes again as Jericho goes for a dropkick but Mess holds onto the ropes and Jericho crashes onto the mat. Mess then goes for the cover. 1-2-…kickout. He then throws Jericho into the corner and runs at him but Jericho boots him in the face. He then goes to the second rope and knocks Mess down with a clothesline. He goes for the cover. 1-2-…kickout. He then sets Mess up for a powerbomb, but Mess takes Jericho down going for the Messed Up!
JR: Jericho going for that powerbomb, but now Mess taking down Jericho! And going for that Messed Up submission move!
Jericho doesn’t turn over and then kicks Mess off and onto the apron. He then leaps onto the top rope hits him with a springboard dropkick sending him to the outside!
JR: Springboard dropkick by Jericho!
He then goes to the outside and picks Mess back up before throwing him hard into the ring steps! He goes to pick him up but Mess then nails Jericho in the back before throwing him back into the ring. He drops a hard knee onto his face and goes for the cover. 1-2-…kickout. He then picks him back up and goes for a suplex but Jericho lands on his feet behind Mess. He shoves him off the ropes and goes for a clothesline but Mess ducks it and then kicks Jericho in the gut. He grabs him by the head and runs up the turnbuckle going for the Smallo Dog, but Jericho counters and throws him into the ropes with his legs landing inbetween it!
King: Ah! Not a good time to be J.M. Messer!
JR: Mess landing in that precarious position, as Jericho countered the Smallo Dog.
Jericho then throws Mess into the corner and hits him with several knife edge chops.
JR: And now hard knife edge chops, by Jericho!
Jericho then throws Mess into the opposite corner and be bounces back. Jericho goes for a spinkick but Mess ducks it and goes for the Small Man Slam, but Jericho fights out of it and runs off the ropes hitting him with a facebuster! He then runs off the ropes again and nails him with the Lion-Sault!
King: Lion-Sault!
JR: There’s the Lion-Sault!
King: It’s over!
The ref counts. 1-2-…kickout!
JR: But no it’s not over! Mess kicked out of the Lion-Sault! And Jericho can’t believe it!
King: Neither can I JR! I think that was a bad count by the referee!
Jericho then grabs Mess’ legs and goes for the Walls of Jericho.
JR: And now Jericho!
King: He’s angry now JR! Here comes the Walls!
Mess doesn’t turn over and then counters it into a rollup!
JR: But wait! Mess now with a rollup!
The ref counts. 1-2-…kickout!
JR: But oh Jericho just kicks out, before the count of 3!
Jericho then slides out of the ring and grabs a steel chair before coming back in the ring with it. Crowd boos.
JR: And now wait a damn minute! Jericho’s got a steel chair in the ring!
King: Mess better look out JR!
Jericho gets ready to hit Mess with it after shoving away the referee, but Breaking The Habit then hits and the crowd goes wild as Demon comes out!
JR: But now oh my!
King: Not oh my! Oh no!
JR: The Demon on his way to the ring here! And Jericho just turned pale as a ghost! Jericho’s gonna meet Demon next Sunday, and now the 4 time EWO Champion, on his way down to the ring here!
Demon stands on the outside of the ring as Jericho trash talks him. He then turns around and Mess nails him with the Small Man Slam!
JR: And now Messer!
King: Ah! Small Man Slam!
JR: The Small Man Slam on Jericho! Messer with the cover!
The ref counts. 1-2-…3!
JR: And Messer picks up the win!
Ring Announcer: Here is your winner… J.M. Messer!
JR: Messer beats Jericho, here on Threat!
King: And I think Messer can give an unlikely assist to Demon JR!
JR: A very unlikely assist, considering all the past history, between The Demon and Messer! But Messer isn’t what’s on Demon’s mind tonight! It’s that damn Chris Jericho, who Demon’s gonna meet next Sunday, on pay per view!
Demon then enters the ring and picks up the steel chair! Crowd roars.
King: Ah! He’s got that chair!
JR: And now Demon, holding the chair, that Jericho just brought into the ring!
King: Look out Chris!
JR: Demon’s gonna take Jericho’s head off here! For some payback from last week!
Demon gets ready to hit Jericho with the chair but Jericho grabs hold of the ropes and slides out of the ring. Crowd boos.
JR: But Jericho sliding out of the ring!
King: Well a smart move JR! He knew that chair shot was coming!
JR: Jericho avoiding what could have been a heinous chair shot, from The Demon! But he’s not gonna be able to avoid the 4 time EWO Champion next Sunday, at Halloween Massacre!

Coach is shown with Bonfire in front of Smash’s locker room. Crowd boos. (pyro, burned man)
Coach: I am here with Bonfire, the manager of the EWO Star and People’s Champion, and Bonfire, last week you said that tonight there would be a special presentation involving Smash and his two championship belts, showing the entire world, that Smash is indeed, a double champion.
Bonfire: Yes Coach, that is absolutely correct. Right after Smash gets done annihilating that piece of crap Triple H, I will make sure Smash’s win at Massive Brutality does not go unnoticed, as Smash and I will acknowledge Smash’s huge win last Sunday, and show the whole world, why Smash is a force to be reckoned with here in the EWO, and why he is, a double champion. Now--…
Pyro and The Burned Man then walk up to them. Crowd boos.
Bonfire: Can I help you?
Pyro: No Bonfire, you can’t help us, but today is your lucky day, because you see, we… can help you.
Bonfire: Help me with what?
Pyro: Well Smash has a match coming up with HHH, correct?
Bonfire: Yes.
Pyro: Well let’s just say, The Burned Man and I, will be more than happy, to help.
Bonfire: But how? Commissioner Messer made a restraining order last week stating that you can’t touch HHH if he’s in the ring.
Pyro: We never said we’d be in the ring.
Crowd boos and Pyro and The Burned Man walk away.
JR: What the hell did Pyro mean by that?
Smash then walks out of the locker room. Crowd boos.
Smash: What was that all about?
Bonfire: I have no idea, but let’s go, your match is next.
Smash and Bonfire walk away.
King: What was Pyro talking about JR?
JR: I don’t know, but Smash is gonna meet The Game, next!

COMMERCIAL BREAK

EWO Burn of the Week
JR: But now oh my! Here comes The Game! HHH on his way to get some payback, on The Burned Man from what happened last night, at Massive Brutality!
HHH slides into the ring and spears down The Burned Man opening up with right hands!
JR: And HHH spearing down The Burned Man, opening up with those hard right hands!
Pyro then knocks HHH off of him! He then picks him up and throws him right to The Burned Man who lifts him up and nails him with a huge powerslam!
JR: And good God another huge powerslam, by this Burned Man!
The Burned Man then goes to the outside as Pyro holds HHH down and takes a blowtorch out from under the ring!
JR: For the love of God! This psychopath, has got a damn blowtorch! My God you’ve got to be kidding me! Somebody stop this!
The glass then breaks and the crowd goes wild as Austin runs down to the ring with a steel chair!
JR: But now wait a minute! Here comes Stone Cold!
Austin slides into the ring and Pyro and The Burned Man quickly leave and head up the ramp.
JR: Pyro and The Burned Man, getting the hell out of the ring, as the Texas Rattlesnake, has come with a steel chair! God only knows what was gonna happen to Triple H, if Austin didn’t come out here! Pyro was holding The Game down, and this psychopathic Burned Man, was gonna burn HHH’s head off, with that blowtorch!

MATCH # 2
Time to Play the Game hits and the crowd goes wild as HHH comes out.
Ring Announcer: The following non-title contest is scheduled for one fall! Making his way to the ring… Triple H!
JR: So The Game is set for action here on Threat! HHH and Smash are gonna go one on one, but as you just saw, The Game was lucky to avoid disaster last night, with The Burned Man and that blowtorch!
King: Yea, who only knows what would’ve happened if Austin didn’t come out!
JR: And as a result of that incident, Commissioner Messer signed a restraining order, against HHH and both Pyro and The Burned Man! They cannot touch each other, once one of them is inside the ring!
HHH heads down the ramp but Pyro and The Burned Man then run down and attack him from behind!
JR: But now wait a minute! There’s Pyro and The Burned Man, attacking The Game from behind!
King: It’s not inside the ring JR! Meaning it’s all legal!
JR: This is a damn setup, and a cheap assault on The Game!
The Burned Man then chucks HHH hard into the baracade!
JR: And good God! Right into the baracade, goes HHH!
He then picks him back up and rams his head against the apron before throwing him into the ring!
JR: The Burned Man and Pyro with an assault on The Game, and this match hasn’t even started!
Break Stuff hits and the crowd boos as Smash comes out.
Ring Announcer: And his opponent, being accompanied by Bonfire, the EWO Star Champion and EWO People’s Champion… Smash!
JR: And now here comes Smash, the Star and People’s Champion! This a non-title matchup, but Smash is already going to have an advantage, after that attack on HHH by Pyro and The Burned Man before this match started!
King: Well I guess we know now what Pyro meant before JR, and look out!
Smash enters the ring and nails HHH with a big splash!
JR: Smash the 327 pounder, with a big splash on The Game!
He then goes for a clothesline but Smash ducks it and hits him with a suplex!
JR: Suplex there by Smash!
King: A powerful suplex JR, but how can it not be powerful, when it’s coming from Smash!
He goes for the cover. 1-2-…kickout. He then throws him into the corner and runs at him but HHH kicks him in the face. He then knocks him down with a clothesline before whipping him off the ropes. Smash reverses the irish whip but HHH ducks the clothesline and comes back off the ropes into a big spinebuster!
King: Whoa!
JR: Big time spinebuster there by Smash. There’s another cover on The Game.
He goes for the cover. 1-2-…kickout. He then throws him into the corner and kicks away at him before picking him back up. He then throws him into the opposite corner and runs at HHH with a clothesline but HHH ducks it and hits him with a neckbreaker!
JR: But there’s a neckbreaker by The Game! A neckbreaker nailing Smash, and there’s a cover!
The ref counts. 1-2-…kickout. He then picks him back up and throws him off the ropes but Smash reverses the irish whip. HHH ducks the big boot but then comes back off the ropes again into a back body drop!
JR: Big back body drop by Smash, as he goes back to work on The Game.
Smash goes for the cover. 1-2-…kickout. He then picks him back up and throws him off the ropes but HHH comes back with a facebuster to the knee! He then goes for the Pedigree!
JR: And now HHH here! He’s got Smash set up!
King: Not the Pedigree!
He goes for the Pedigree, but Smash counters it with a back body drop!
JR: But Smash counters, and a back body drop on The Game!
He follows it up with a clothesline and then throws him headfirst into the turnbuckle. He kicks at his back before taking him to the top rope and then lifts him up nailing him with a back suplex off the top rope!
King: Look at this!
JR: A back suplex! Smash with a back suplex on The Game, off the top turnbuckle!
King: That should do it JR!
JR: There’s a cover by Smash!
The ref counts. 1-2-…kickout!
JR: But HHH just able, to get a shoulder up!
Smash then picks him back up and throws him off the ropes. HHH ducks the clothesline but comes back off the ropes right into an atomic drop! Smash then follows it up with a big boot to the face!
JR: What a big boot to the face there, by Smash!
King: Smash is just too good JR! That’s why he’s the Star and People’s Champion, and is gonna have a special double championship presentation, coming up right after this match! I can’t wait!
JR: Well in defense of HHH, he was attacked right before this match started, by Pyro and The Burned Man!
He goes for the cover. 1-2-…kickout. He then throws him off the ropes again but HHH comes back with a kick to the chest. Smash then goes for a clothesline but HHH ducks it and kicks him and sets him up for the Pedigree!
JR: And now Helmsley! He’s got Smash set up again!
He goes for the Pedigree, but Smash counters it with a catapult into the turnbuckle! He then runs at him with a spear but HHH moves out of the way and he spears into the turnbuckle! HHH then rams his head into the turnbuckle and hits him with right hands throws him into the opposite corner. Smash reverses the irish whip and runs at him with a clothesline but HHH moves out of the way and Smash crashes into the turnbuckle! HHH then runs off the ropes and hits Smash with a running knee to the face!
JR: And now The Game beginning to come alive! There’s a knee to the face of Smash! Cover!
The ref counts. 1-2-…kickout. HHH then gets back up and clotheslines Smash over the top rope and out of the ring!
JR: Smash nailed right out of the ring!
King: And he’s not happy about that JR!
Smash then runs back in the ring and ducks a clothesline from HHH before kicking him and taking him to the top rope setting him up for the Smash Bomb!
JR: And oh my!
King: Here we go JR! Smash Bomb! Smash Bomb!
Smash goes for the Smash Bomb, but HHH breaks free with right hands and lands on his feet. He then kicks Smash in the gut and sets him up for the Pedigree!
JR: But HHH counters! And now Helmsley, with Smash set up again!
He goes for the Pedigree but Smash begins to fight out of it and HHH catapults him into the corner!
JR: Into the turnbuckle goes Smash!
He then gets Smash in the corner and stands on the second rope hitting him with hard right hands as the crowd counts them off.
JR: HHH with those hard right hands on Smash, while standing on that second rope!
Smash then blocks a right hand and gets HHH up on his shoulders setting him up for the Smash Bomb!
JR: But now Smash! Look out here!
King: Here we go this time JR! The Smash Bomb on the way!
Smash then nails HHH with the Smash Bomb!
JR: Boom! The Smash Bomb by Smash! Tremendous impact! The cover!
The ref counts. 1-2-…3!
JR: And Smash picks up the win!
Ring Announcer: Here is your winner… Smash!
King: Smash just does it again JR! He continues to dominate, with a big win over HHH, and that’s why he’s a double champion JR!
JR: HHH was attacked before the match by those two idiots Pyro and--…
King: Oh none of that JR! Smash was just the better man here tonight just like he always is, you just need to face it! And now we’re gonna see the special double championship presentation!
JR: We’ll hear from Bonfire and the EWO Star and People’s Champion Smash, next!

COMMERCIAL BREAK

Smash and Bonfire are shown still in the ring. Crowd boos.
JR: And there you see Smash and Bonfire, still in the ring following Smash’s victory over HHH. And Bonfire now with a microphone.
King: Which means it’s time to hear from the manager of the EWO Star and People’s Champion JR! Who hoo!
Bonfire: You people here tonight, are privileged, to witness the special presentation, of the EWO Star Champion, and your new EWO People’s Champion, now a double champion in the EWO, the one and only… Smash!
Crowd boos.
King: That is a privilege JR!
Bonfire: Because you see, Smash is the real deal! It was Smash, who beat The Demon at Hell Hole, to win the Star Championship! It was Smash, who beat Stone Cold Steve Austin, at Massive Brutality, to win the People’s Championship, and in the process, join a very exclusive list of superstars, who have been double champions, here in the EWO! So without any further redo, here is, your EWO Star Champion, and your EWO People’s Champion… Smash!
Crowd boos and Bonfire hands Smash the mic.
Smash: Thank you Bonfire, and I suggest you people start changing your attitudes, because let’s not forget, I am your new People’s Champion!
King: That’s right JR! Smash represents the people now!
Smash: And as the Champion of the people, much less a double champion, I demand a little damn respect around here. Now it goes like this! Ever since Day 1, I have known exactly what I was capable of, here in the EWO! And now, it’s finally starting to show! I am holding, two of the most coveted championship belts in this industry! I am the Star and People’s Champion, and anyone who gets in my way, just like HHH tonight, they will be smashed!
Crowd boos and Bonfire takes the mic back.
Bonfire: That is exactly right Smash, and I want everyone to remember that. Because Smash is without question, a dominant superstar, in this business!
Crowd boos.
Bonfire: But now let’s get back, to what this is all about. And that is giving Smash, a special double championship presentation. So Smash, since this is such a special night for you, I have a guest!
King: He’s got a guest!
Bonfire: But not just any guest, a very special guest! This guest, knows what being a Champion, is all about! This guest, holds the record, for the longest reign of any Championship, in EWO history!
King: Whoa!
Bonfire: So ladies and gentlemen, please welcome, the EWO Women’s Champion… Mighty Helen!

Mighty Helen’s music then hits and the crowd cheers as Mighty Helen comes out.
King: Look who it is JR! It’s Mighty Helen!
JR: Mighty Helen, the EWO Women’s Champion, we haven’t seen her in months!
King: And you heard it from Bonfire, she holds the longest reign of any Championship in EWO history!
JR: I’d just like to know what this is all about.
Mighty Helen enters the ring as her music stops.
Bonfire: Well Mighty Helen, it’s been a while, but welcome back.
Helen: Thank you.
Bonfire: And since you are not only the current EWO Women’s Champion, but in fact the holder of the longest reign of any Title in EWO history, you obviously have got to be, the strongest and most powerful Champion, the EWO has ever seen!
Helen: Well, I don’t know about that.
Bonfire: What do you mean you don’t know about that? You’ve had that Women’s Title for almost a year! I’ll tell ya what, since you are clearly such a powerful Champion, why don’t we have a match right here and now? Champion versus Champion! Mighty Helen… versus… Smash!
JR: My God!
King: What a match!
JR: King you’ve got to be kidding me! Don’t you tell me, poor little Mighty Helen, is gonna be facing this 327 pound monster Smash!
Helen: Bonfire, I’m flattered of how highly your thinking of me, but I really don’t think--…
Bonfire: Well I don’t care what you think! You’re gonna face Smash! You’re gonna face the EWO Star Champion! You’re gonna face the EWO People’s Champion! And damn it! You will… be smashed!
Crowd boos and Smash then grabs Mighty Helen by the hair as she screams.
JR: And now come on! This is ridiculous! Smash has got Mighty Helen by the hair!
Helen: Stop it now! I’m warning you! Or else--…
Bonfire: Or else what? There’s nobody to save you? There’s no more Hurricane, remember? He’s The Green Meanie, and he’s long gone! He’s history! There’s no one to help--…

Stand Back! There’s a Hurricane Coming Through! The crowd goes wild as The Hurricane comes out!
JR: But now wait! Here comes The Hurricane!
King: What the heck! What happened to The Green Meanie!
JR: The Hurricane is back! And he’s coming to the rescue, of his Hurri-Partner, Mighty Helen!
Hurricane enters the ring with Moore and Midget-Cane as Smash lets go of Mighty Helen.
King: Ah! And he’s got Shannon Moore and Midget-Cane as well JR!
Crowd: HURRICANE! HURRICANE! HURRICANE! HURRICANE!
JR: And this crowd all up and roaring here, for The Hurricane!
Hurricane: Citizen Smash, you’re trying to pick a fight, with Mighty Helen? May I ask… whassup wit dat?!
Crowd roars.
JR: And I’ll second that! What is, up with that?
Hurricane: You see Citizen Smash, though you may have thought, The Hurricane was gone forever, and that The Green Meanie was here to stay, you thought Hurri-Wrong!
Crowd roars.
Hurricane: Because while I was enjoying some time off, my little HF’er Shannon Moore reminded me, that those who are good, never lose! And those who are evil, never win! Basically what he was saying was, that it was time, for The Hurricane, to come back!
Crowd roars.
Hurricane: The Green Meanie represented evil! He represented all that was bad! And for a while I began to start believing in all of it. But then during my time off, Shannon came through big! He told me to stop with The Green Meanie! He told me to stop with the evil! He told me to stop with all the bad deeds! He told me that The Hurricane, was--…

Papercut then hits and the crowd boos as Xtreme’s music hits!
JR: And now what the hell?
King: Is that Xtreme?
Xtreme then comes out onto the stage to a mixed reaction.
King: It is! Xtreme is back!
JR: It’s Xtreme! Hurricane’s former partner, who we haven’t seen in I don’t even know how long! And now Xtreme, on his way to the ring! My God should this ever be interesting!
King: Yea, this should be interesting alright JR.
Xtreme enters the ring and grabs a mic.
Xtreme: For those of you who may have forgotten, I am… Xtreme!
Crowd has mixed reaction.
Xtreme: I am hoping, I am wishing, no I am praying, that I am not seeing this!
King: Seeing what?
Xtreme: I heard from some sourced of mine over the weekend, that you were coming back tonight on Threat. And to tell you the truth I was thrilled! I was excited! Why was I excited? Because ever since you turned yourself into The Green Meanie, I regained respect for you!
Crowd boos.
Xtreme: People may have forgotten, but you and I, we were tag team partners! We were Green Xtreme!
Crowd roars.
Xtreme: And we sucked!
Crowd boos.
Xtreme: Yea we sucked, and I’ll tell you why we sucked. It was because we had a guy, going by the name, of The Hurricane!
Crowd boos.
Xtreme: A guy who couldn’t win a match for his life! A guy who brought our tag team down! A guy who forced me to turn on him, ending Green Xtreme for good. Oh yea, you remember that Hurricane.
Hurricane stares back at Xtreme.
JR: Yea, I can bet Hurricane does remember that.
Xtreme: Well then, I tune into Threat over the summer, and I see, that The Hurricane, is gone! It’s not The Hurricane anymore! It’s The Green Meanie! A guy who actually, had what it takes, to be a huge star! And as soon as I heard you were coming back tonight, with my back injury finally all healed up, I knew, that it was time for Xtreme to return! It was time for Xtreme to come back, to reform Green Xtreme. Only this time, not with The Hurricane, but with The Green Meanie!
Crowd boos.
Xtreme: And now I come out here, and you’re back as The Hurricane? You’ve got to be kidding me! You’re gonna let some piece of crap like Shannon Moore, convince you to return as The Hurricane? Come on man, he’s not your real friend! I am!
Crowd boos.
Xtreme: And you know damn well, you would succeed a hell of a lot more with me, as The Green Meanie, then you would as The Hurricane, with all your little superhero clowns!
Crowd boos.
King: I think that’s true JR.
Xtreme: So you can either reform Green Xtreme with me right here and now as The Green Meanie, or you can make the biggest mistake of your life! Because I didn’t come back here to join some superhero club! You’ve gotta make a choice! It’s either me, or them!
Crowd screams for Hurricane to not be with Xtreme.
Xtreme: Let’s go, let’s make a decision! What’s it gonna be?

Wanksta hits and the crowd boos as Lil Killa comes out.
JR: And now what!
King: Here comes Lil Killa!
JR: What in God’s name, can Lil Killa, possibly be doing out here, right now?
King: He’s the Hardcore Champion JR! Of course he can be out here!
JR: This has absolutely nothing to do with him, whatsoever!
Lil Killa: Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, kill the beat!
Crowd boos and his music stops as Lil Killa enters the ring.
Lil Killa: It looks like there’s a lot of commotion going on out here, and Lil Killa’s got something to say!
Crowd boos.
Lil Killa: Now I’m still getting ready, for my Hardcore Title Ladder Match tonight with X, and I’m cool with that, cause rest assure, the Lil Killa’s leavin Boston tonight, still, the Hardcore Champ!
Crowd boos.
Lil Killa: But it looks like we have a situation out here. We’ve got Lil Killa, the Hardcore Champ. We’ve got Smash, the Star and People’s Champ! And we’ve got Mighty Helen, the Women’s Champ, but hell, she’s just the Women’s Tramp!
Crowd boos.
Hurricane: Excuse me, Citizen… Killa.
Crowd laughs.
Hurricane: But it appears you have activated my hurri-senses which are right now blinking red, which means, to kick your Hurri-Ass, biatch!
Crowd roars.
Bonfire: Excuse me! Excuse me! Can I say something here!
Crowd boos.
Bonfire: This was supposed to be, a special double championship presentation, to the Star and People’s Champion Smash! I don’t know what all of you are doing here, but you all have until the count of 3, to get out of the ring!
Hurricane then nails Bonfire with a right hand! Crowd roars.
King: Ah!
JR: Hurricane with a right hand on Bonfire!
Smash then comes over and hits Hurricane with right hands as Xtreme throws Lil Killa out of the ring!
JR: Lil Killa thrown right out of the ring!
Smash then runs at Hurricane but Hurricane launches him up and over the top rope!
JR: And now Smash thrown over the top as well! The Hurricane with some Hurri-Strength, sending the 327 pounder, over the top rope!
Hurricane and Xtreme then stare at each other from opposite sides of the ring.
King: But now we’re back to the question JR! Whose Hurricane gonna choose? Xtreme, or his Meanie Marshalls!
JR: I don’t know, but this is building to be very interesting, between two returning superstars, two former tag team partners, The Hurricane, and Xtreme!
King: But Smash’s whole double championship presentation was ruined JR!

Poster of Patriot is shown.
JR: But folks still to come here tonight! The Patriot has a major announcement to make! We haven’t seen Patriot since Massive Brutality, where he lost the Worlds Heavyweight Title to Cobain! But Patriot will be here tonight, and he’s got a major announcement, that we’ll be waiting to hear!
King: I can’t wait for it JR!

Poster for Tag Team Match is shown.
JR: And King that’s not all, because what a main event we have coming your way tonight! Huge tag team action! The Demon and JJ Massacre, to meet Ace and the Worlds Champion! Oh what a slobberknocker it should be, and it’s coming your way live, tonight!

COMMERCIAL BREAK

Ace and Jericho are shown backstage. Crowd boos.
Jericho: Damn it! That was a bunch of crap! If it wasn’t for that ass clown Demon, I would’ve beaten that other ass clown Messer tonight!
Ace: Well don’t worry about it Chris, you’ll have no problem beating Demon next Sunday at Halloween Massacre, because after what we pulled off last week, there’s no way this is ending in a Demon victory.
Crowd boos.
Ace: And I’ll tell you what, I’ll even be able to soften Demon up for ya tonight in that tag team match, because after he got lucky in the Hell in a Cell Match last Sunday, I’m sure as hell not letting that go unnoticed.
Jericho: I like how you think Ace, just try to leave some of Demon left for me for Halloween Massacre, so I could finish him off!
Crowd boos.
Ace: No problem at all Chris, because tonight, Demon will once again, go for his ride, on the genocide!
Crowd boos. J.M. Messer then walks up to them. Crowd roars.
Mess: Ace, Chris, sorry to interrupt your little discussion here, but there’s something we need to talk about.
Jericho: What? Are you here to brag about your cheap little victory over me tonight? Let me tell you something junior! If it wasn’t for that ass clown Demon, I wouldn’t beaten you tonight and you know it!
Mess: Well actually that’s not what I’m here to talk about, but by the way, good luck in your match with Demon at Halloween Massacre, Chris.
Jericho: I wont need it!
Mess: But Ace, we do need to talk about your behavior as of late.
Ace: My behavior?
Mess: Yes, you’re behavior. By no means should you ever even attempt to hit another EWO Superstar, with a fuel tank, something you’ve done numerous times over the past few weeks. If you do it again, I will--…
Ace: You’ll what? Suspend me? Fire me? Well guess what Messer, I don’t give a crap! You want to worry about the safety of your superstars? Then maybe you should focus on the stability of the Hell in a Cell! You know, the one I fell off of last Sunday when it collapsed to the ground and almost lost my life! Yea, why don’t you think about that!
Mess: Because maybe I didn’t expect your brother Louis to come down to the ring with a crane and take down the structure himself! If you have a problem with it, then we’ll discuss it at another time. But until then, don’t screw with me Ace, and listen to what I’m telling you. Don’t use that fuel tank, again.
Ace angrily stares at Mess and he then walks away. He heads down the hallway and sees Pyro and The Burned Man. Crowd boos.
Pyro: Oh would you look who it is! It’s our wonderful Commissioner J.M. Messer, nice to see ya Mess. And incase you haven’t personally met The Burned Man yet, here he is.
Crowd boos as The Burned Man stares at Mess.
Mess: Yes, nice to meet you too… I guess. But as long as I was on the topic of safety, maybe I should take this time to talk with you about that as well. It was after all, you trying to burn HHH’s head off last week with a blowtorch that forced me to make the restraining order in the first place.
Pyro: Well--…
Mess: Well nothing! There’s no excuse for what you tried to do last week! I have no problem with you brining in your little friend here into the EWO, but I would just love, for one of you to break the restraining order policy, and it would be my pleasure, suspend your ass on the spot!
Crowd roars.
Pyro: Well incase you haven’t noticed, Commish, we have found our way around the restraining order, as you saw earlier tonight!
Mess: Yes I did see, but if I know HHH, then I’d say that he’ll find his way around the restraining order as well.
Pyro: Yea, he probably will, but let’s just say, we’ve got that all worked out.
Crowd boos and Pyro and The Burned Man walk away. X then walks up to Mess. Crowd roars.
X: What was that all about?
Mess: I don’t know, but I think I’m gonna keep my eye on those two.
X: I see.
Mess: Oh wait, right, your match is next. You all ready to go?
X: You bet I am, I’m bringing that Hardcore Title home, right here tonight!
Crowd roars.
Mess: Alright, good luck man.
X: Thanks.
X and Mess slap five and X walks away.

Poster for Hardcore Title Ladder Match is shown.
JR: Well King coming up next! The Hardcore Title will be on the line, in a Ladder Match! X and Lil Killa, climbing the Ladder, for the Hardcore Championship!
King: It’s gonna be wild JR!
JR: And it’s coming your way live next, on Monday Night Threat!

COMMERCIAL BREAK

MATCH # 3
Wanksta hits and the crowd boos as Lil Killa comes out.
Ring Announcer: The following contest is a Ladder Match for the EWO Hardcore Championship! Making his way to the ring, the EWO Hardcore Champion… Lil Killa!
JR: We saw Lil Killa earlier tonight, in that altercation involving Smash and the returning Xtreme and The Hurricane, and now Lil Killa, is set for what should be, nothing short, of a slobberknocker! Lil Killa and X in a Ladder Match, for the Hardcore Title!
King: This is gonna be great JR! We all know how incredible Ladder Matches are, and this one should be no different, with Lil Killa and X, as the competitors!
JR: Lil Killa’s Hardcore Title hung above the ring, and if he wants to retain it, he’s gonna have to beat X here, and climb that ladder, to achieve the championship!

An ad for Halloween Massacre is shown.
King: And JR, EWO Halloween Massacre will be brought to you by Snickers! Halloween Massacre comes to you live, on Sunday, November 2nd, from the Joe Louis Arena in Detroit, Michigan! Exclusively, on pay per view!
Seek and Destroy hits and the crowd goes wild as X comes out.
Ring Announcer: And the challenger, one half of the EWO Tag Team Champions… X!
JR: And here comes the challenger! X on his way to the ring here, set to challenge Lil Killa, here in this Ladder Match, for the Hardcore Championship!
X slides into the ring and ducks a clothesline from Lil Killa before hitting him with right hands! He then throws him off the ropes and goes for a running knee, but Lil Killa ducks and continues running off the ropes. He comes back and nails X with a clothesline.
JR: X with right hands on Lil Killa, but oh there’s a hard clothesline, by the Hardcore Champion!
He picks him back up and throws X off the ropes. He knocks him down with a boot and then goes to the outside. He takes two ladders and enters the ring with them. He puts one ladder in the corner and then takes the other ladder and nails X in the face with it!
JR: Lil Killa with a ladder, and now good grief! Right to the face of the X!
Lil Killa then sets up the ladder in the center of the ring.
JR: Lil Killa climbing the ladder.
X gets back up and goes to the outside to get a chair. He enters the ring with it while Lil Killa is about to grab the belt.
King: He’s almost there JR! Get it Lil Killa!
Lil Killa reaches for the belt, but X then nails him in the back with the chair!
JR: But X with a chair to the back!
He climbs the ladder the same place where Lil Killa is and nails him with a back suplex off the ladder!
JR: X with a back suplex on Doctor X, off the ladder!
X picks up the chair and swings it at Lil Killa’s head when he gets back up, but Lil Killa ducks out of the way and then throws X right into the ladder! X crashes into it and the ladder falls down with X’s ribs landing right on it.
JR: For God’s sake! Lil Killa just threw X right at that ladder!
X holds his ribs in pain as Lil Killa picks him back up and then plants him with a DDT on the chair!
JR: And now a DDT! Lil Killa with a DDT on X right on that chair!
Lil Killa sets up the ladder again and begins to climb it. He gets closer and closer to the top as X slowly gets back. He crawls to the other side of the ladder and climbs it. When X is midway up the ladder, Lil Killa nearing the top. He reaches for the belt but X goes up one more step on the ladder and gives him a right hand to slow him down. He goes up another step and gives him another right hand. He goes up one more step to get as high as Lil Killa is and gives him another right hand. Lil Killa blocks the next right hand and nails X with a right hand. He grabs him by the head and leaps off the ladder nailing X with the Killa Implant!
JR: Oh m God!
King: Killa Implant off the ladder!
JR: Lil Killa jumping off the ladder with X, and he hit him with the Killa Implant, off the top of the ladder!
Crowd: HOLY SH*T! HOLY SH*T! HOLY SH*T! HOLY SH*T!
JR: And this crowd stunned, at what they just saw!
Both men are down and after a while both slowly get up. Lil Killa begins to climb the ladder again and X then gets up as well. He takes the chair with him and when he reaches the third step, he reaches up and nails Lil Killa in the head with it!
JR: And good God what a shot! X nearly took Lil Killa’s head off with that steel chair, right on the ladder!
Lil Killa is weary but he keeps his balance and stays on the ladder. X drops the chair and climbs up more and gives Lil Killa a right hand. Lil Killa returns it with a right hand of his own. They continue to exchange right hands until the ladder begins to tilt. X falls off, landing inbetween the ropes and Lil Killa falls off, crashing into the other ladder in the corner.
JR: The ladder gave out, and both Lil Killa and X falling off. X landing in a precarious position inbetween the ropes, and Lil Killa crashing into that second ladder!
X gets loose of the ropes and falls to the mat on the outside. Lil Killa slowly gets back up and begins to expose the top turnbuckle.
JR: And now look at this! Lil Killa, doing what he always does, in exposing that top turnbuckle!
King: Well it’s all legal JR!
He exposes the turnbuckle but X then runs into the ring and nails Lil Killa with a dropkick sending him into the exposed turnbuckle!
JR: But X with a dropkick! Lil Killa drilled right into the exposed turnbuckle!
X then nails Lil Killa with the Question Mark!
King: Ah! Question Mark!
JR: And there’s the Question Mark by X! X hit the Question Mark on Lil Killa!
King: Oh no! This could be it JR!
JR: Can X take advantage here! Lil Killa is down! All X has to do is climb the ladder, and he’ll be the new Hardcore Champion!
X then slowly begins to climb the ladder with the crowd roaring.
King: I don’t believe it! Lil Killa’s gonna lose the Hardcore Title JR!
JR: X is almost there! He’s touching the gold!
Lil Killa then gets back up and clubs X in the back before lifting him up and flapjacking him into the exposed turnbuckle!
JR: And now good God! Lil Killa with a flapjack, right into the exposed turnbuckle!
King: That was huge JR! Now Lil Killa’s got the advantage!
JR: Lil Killa’s gonna retain his Hardcore Title here, thanks to that exposed turnbuckle!
Lil Killa then begins to climb the ladder.
King: Get the belt Lil Killa!
JR: X slowly getting back up here!
X then climbs another ladder next to Lil Killa as both men try to grab the belt.
JR: Now X on a ladder! And both men are just inches away, from grabbing the Title here!
Lil Killa then elbows X in the gut and tries to ram his head off the ladder but X blocks it and then rams Lil Killa’s head off the ladder sending him off and crashing down to the mat! Crowd roars.
King: Ah! Oh no!
JR: And down goes Lil Killa! A great counter by X! And now Lil Killa is down! X is all alone, on the top of the ladder!
King: Oh no!
X then grabs the Title and the ref calls for the bell!
King: He’s got it!
JR: X has got the Title! He’s the new Hardcore Champion!
Ring Announcer: Here is your winner and the NEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW EWO Hardcore Champion… X!
JR: X has done it! He has beaten Lil Killa, here in the Ladder Match, to win the Hardcore Championship!
King: I don’t believe it JR! Lil Killa’s long dominant reign as Hardcore Champion, has come to an end!
JR: Indeed it has, as X, after an incredible Ladder Match, has won the Hardcore Title! Oh what a match! Oh what a victory! And we’ve got a new, Hardcore Champion!

COMMERCIAL BREAK

An outside view of the arena is shown. On the screen it says “EWO Threat! Sold Out!”
JR: Moments ago X beating Lil Killa in an awesome Ladder Match, to win the Hardcore Title! And we’ve still got more coming your way tonight, from the sold out Fleet Center in Boston, here on EWO Threat!
King: Yea, that’s right JR! And who knows what can happen, with Halloween Massacre now just 13 days away on pay per view!

Austin and Angle are shown backstage. Crowd roars.
Angle: You know something Austin, you and I have had our differences, but now I think it’s safe to say, we have something in common. And that’s beating the living hell, out of those two… well, excuse my language, boneheads, Pyro and The Burned Man!
Crowd laughs.
Austin: Kurt you’re absolutely right. (Crowd:WHAT?!) Only you’re going to have to excuse my language. (Crowd:WHAT?!) Because Pyro and The Burned Man. (Crowd:WHAT?!) Aren’t only boneheads. (Crowd:WHAT?!) But they are stupid! (Crowd:WHAT?!) Filthy! (Crowd:WHAT?!) Little! (Crowd:WHAT?!) Bastards! (Crowd:WHAT?!)
Crowd roars.
Austin: And tonight, when you and I go into that ring. (Crowd:WHAT?!) There aint nothing. (Crowd:WHAT?!) That’s gonna stop Stone Cold Steve Austin. (Crowd:WHAT?!) From opening up the biggest can of whoop ass, on each of their sorry asses! (Crowd:WHAT?!)
Crowd roars.
Austin: And that’s the bottom line, cause--…
Angle: Hold on a second Austin, I think what you’re really trying to say is, that tonight, there’s gonna be four ankles, broken!
Crowd roars.
Angle: Oh it’s true, it’s damn true.
Crowd roars.

Destruction are shown in their locker room. Crowd roars.
HHH: I can’t stand this damn restraining order! I need to get my hands, on those two son of a bitches, Pyro and The Burned Man! But I’ll tell you what. Pyro and The Burned Man were able to break through the restraining order tonight by attacking me before my match, well two can play at that game!
Crowd roars.
JJ: I hear what you’re saying HHH, and after all we’ve been through, I really would like to help you out against those two guys, but now I really need to concentrate, on my EWO Title match with Cobain, at Halloween Massacre.
HHH: I perfectly understand JJ, it’s your time to shine now. And I don’t want to take anything away, from your match with Cobain next Sunday. We’re gonna be in your hometown! Detroit, Michigan! Halloween Massacre! And there isn’t a doubt in my mind, that you will beat Cobain, and become the new World Heavyweight Champion!
Crowd roars.
JJ: Thanks a lot man, I appreciate it.
HHH: No problem, but now if you’ll excuse me, there’s some revenge I need to be getting.
Crowd roars and HHH leaves.
King: Oh no, what does HHH mean by that JR?

Poster for Tag Team Match is shown.
JR: Well I’d imagine he’d be wanting to get his hands on Pyro and The Burned Man! Because coming up next, they’re gonna be involved in tag team action! Pyro and The Burned Man, to meet Stone Cold and Kurt Angle! What a tag team war that should be, and it’s coming your way live, and next!

COMMERCIAL BREAK

EWO Rewind
JR: Austin thrown right into the turnbuckle, on that choke and throw, by The Burned Man!
He then lifts him up and nails him with the powerslam!
King: Look out! Here comes the powerslam!
JR: There’s that huge powerslam by The Burned Man! And a cover on Austin!
The ref counts. 1-2-…3!
JR: And my God it’s over!
King: That was just complete domination by The Burned Man over Austin JR!
JR: It was mercifully over, after that devastating powerslam, by The Burned Man! Who absolutely destroyed, the Texas Rattlesnake! And Austin never goes down, without a fight! I can tell ya that! But there was little fight in the Rattlesnake tonight. He was just pummeled, by The Burned Man!

MATCH # 4
Fire bursts out from the stage as Scared hits and the crowd boos as Pyro and The Burned Man come out.
Ring Announcer: The following tag team contest is scheduled for one fall! Making their way to the ring… Pyro and The Burned Man!
King: This is a dangerous duo JR!
JR: No argument about that! Pyro and The Burned Man, who have already made their presence felt earlier tonight when they attacked HHH before his match with Smash, and now they’re set to meet the team of Austin and Angle, who were both pummeled by The Burned Man, last week!
King: This Burned Man is one scary guy JR! I wouldn’t want to be in the ring with him!
JR: Well in just a few moments, Kurt Angle and Stone Cold will, but I’ll tell you someone who won’t be in the ring, and that’s HHH, who under the rules of that restraining order, cannot go in the ring, when Pyro and The Burned Man are in it!
King: That’s right JR!
The glass breaks and the crowd goes wild as Austin’s music hits!
Ring Announcer: And their opponents… Kurt Angle and Stone Cold Steve Austin!
JR: And now here come Austin and Angle, who will sure as hell be looking for some revenge, after being attacked by The Burned Man last week!
King: But where are they?
They wait for them to come down the ramp, but they both run in from the crowd and nail Pyro and The Burned Man from behind!
King: Ah! What the heck!
JR: Austin and Angle coming from the crowd! And taking down The Burned Man and Pyro, from behind!
Angle then hits The Burned Man with right hands and throws him off the ropes but The Burned Man reverses the irish whip and knocks him down with a hard clothesline.
JR: And there’s a hard clothesline by The Burned Man!
King: He’s incredible JR!
He picks Angle back up and throws him into the corner. He runs at him with a hard clothesline but Angle moves out of the way and then rolls over his back and tries to roll him up with a Sunset Flip but The Burned Man won’t roll over. He then tries to land on top of him but Angle moves out of the way. He hits him with a dropkick to the face and then goes for the cover. 1-2-…kickout. He then picks him up and throws him off the ropes but The Burned Man reverses the irish whip. He goes for a big boot but Angle ducks it and then hits him with a suplex. He goes for the cover. 1-2-…kickout. He then tags in Austin!
JR: Angle with a suplex on The Burned Man, and there’s the tag to Austin!
Austin comes in and hits The Burned Man with right hands and throws him off the ropes. The Burned Man reverses the irish whip but The Burned Man ducks the clothesline and comes back with the Lou Thesz Press but The Burned Man catches him and nails him with a fallaway slam!
JR: Austin going for the Lou Thesz Press, but oh my!
King: He got caught!
JR: And a fallaway slam by The Burned Man!
He goes for the cover. 1-2-…kickout. He then tags in Pyro. Pyro shoves Austin into the corner and pounds away at him with kicks and right hands and then throws him into the other corner and runs at him with a hard clothesline. He throws him off the ropes and hits him with a spinebuster!
JR: My God what a spinebuster there on Austin!
Angle then runs in and goes for a clothesline but Pyro ducks it and goes for a back suplex, but Angle breaks free and lands behind Pyro before hitting him with a German suplex!
JR: A German suplex! Angle with a German suplex, on Pyro!
He goes for another, but The Burned Man then comes in and nails Angle with a boot to the face!
JR: But good God! Before Angle could get off any momentum for him and Austin, The Burned Man with just a massive boot to the face!
King: I’m telling you JR, this guy is unstoppable!
Pyro goes for the cover. 1-2-…kickout. He then picks Austin up and hits him with a backbreaker. He and The Burned Man then throw Austin off the ropes but Angle tags Austin in the back when he comes off the ropes. They knock Austin down with a double shoulder block but Angle then knocks both of them down with a double clothesline!
JR: Angle making the blind tag, and taking down Pyro and The Burned Man!
Angle then throws Pyro off the ropes and nails him with a belly to belly suplex!
JR: Belly to belly by Angle!
The Burned Man then comes in and nails Angle with a hard clothesline!
JR: My God what a clothesline by The Burned Man!
Austin then comes in and kicks him and goes for the Stunner, but The Burned Man throws him off to Pyro who nails him with the Trailblazer!
King: Look at this!
JR: The Trailblazer on Austin! Austin went for the Stunner on The Burned Man, but he threw him right off to Pyro, who nailed him with the Trailblazer!
He then runs at Angle but Angle throws him right out of the ring!
JR: And now Angle throwing Pyro out of the ring!
Time to Play the Game then hits and the crowd goes wild as HHH comes out!
JR: But now oh my!
King: Oh no! Here comes trouble JR!
JR: Here comes The Game! Who has a perfect opportunity, to get his hands on Pyro! Pyro thrown out of the ring by Angle, and HHH immediately, seizing the opportunity!
King: Look out Pyro!
HHH makes his way towards Pyro but Taker then runs down and nails HHH in the back from behind!
JR: But now what the hell! There’s that damn Undertaker! And The Undertaker nailing The Game from behind!
King: Ah ha! Another great plan set up by Pyro JR!
Taker then grabs HHH by the throat before nailing him with the chokeslam on the stage!
JR: And good God the chokeslam on the stage! The Undertaker with a damn chokeslam right on the stage, to HHH! I don’t believe this!
Pyro then comes back in the ring laughing but Angle comes up and nails him with the Angle Slam!
JR: Pyro now laughing about it, but now Angle!
King: Angle Slam!
JR: The Angle Slam connecting, on Pyro!
Angle then gets ready for the ankle lock but The Burned Man grabs him by the throat and chucks him into the turnbuckle!
JR: Angle going for the ankle lock, but now The Burned Man!
King: Here we go!
Angle bounces back and The Burned Man nails him with the powerslam!
JR: And now that vicious powerslam on Angle!
King: It’s over!
JR: The Burned Man with the cover!
JR: And damn it’s over!
The ref counts. 1-2-…3!
Ring Announcer: Here are your winners… Pyro and The Burned Man!
JR: Pyro and The Burned Man with the victory, over Stone Cold and Kurt Angle! This Burned Man just continues to dominate, everything that has stepped in his way, ever since debuting at Massive Brutality!
King: That’s right JR, and with HHH and that restraining order, I don’t think anything can stop Pyro The Burned Man JR!
JR: Well HHH tried to take advantage of Pyro being thrown to the outside, but was met with a hellacious chokeslam on the stage, by The Undertaker! I want to know what that was about! As Pyro and The Burned Man, pick up the tag team victory, here tonight!

Poster of Patriot is shown.
JR: And King coming up next! The Patriot’s major announcement, will be announced to the world! We’re gonna hear from the former Worlds Champion! The Patriot on his way out to the ring, the first time we’ll see him since his Title loss at Massive Brutaltiy! And we’ll hear his major announcement, next!
King: What’s it gonna be!

COMMERCIAL BREAK

Alive hits and the crowd goes wild as Patriot comes out.
Ring Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome… The Patriot!
JR: They are on their feet in Boston! The Fleet Center has erupted here, for The Patriot! Who 8 days ago, lost his Worlds Heavyweight Championship, in a classic match with Cobain! Patriot gave it everything he had, but it just wasn’t enough, to defeat the monster Cobain, who went on to become, the new EWO Champion!
King: And we know Cobain’s gonna face JJ Massacre next Sunday in JJ’s hometown at Halloween Massacre for the EWO Title, but what I want to know is, what’s Patriot’s major announcement going to be?
JR: I don’t know, but I imagine we’ll find out shortly, as Patriot is now in the ring, in front of this sold out crowd, in Boston!
Patriot poses on the turnbuckle with the crowd going wild and the grabs a mic.
Crowd: PATRIOT! PATRIOT! PATRIOT! PATRIOT!
JR: Just a tremendous ovation here, for The Patriot!
King: You can say that again JR.
Patriot: I came here tonight, to make an announcement. And trust me when I say, this announcement, won’t be easy to make.
King: What’s Patriot mean by that JR?
Patriot: You see, it’s been my dream, just like everyone elses, to win the EWO Title. I can remember a year ago, where I finally achieved my goal of winning the Star Championship. But then disaster struck for me when I suffered a serious neck injury, putting me on the shelf until last June. And it was then, that I made my return. A return nobody thought I would make, but I did. And I was back, for one reason, and that was to win the EWO Championship!
Crowd roars.
Patriot: People kept telling me that the comeback story couldn’t happen. It was too much to overcome. It was too serious of an injury. I wouldn’t be able to do it. Well, I did!
Crowd roars.
Patriot: I won the Title at Hell Hole, which was without question the proudest moment of my career. I won something that was important to me. I won something that was special to me. But then last Sunday at Massive Brutality, I lost what was important to me. I lost what was special to me. I lost to Cobain, and as great a match as it was, I was beaten. I was beaten for the Title I worked my entire career for, which was a huge let down for me. And not only a let down for me, but a let down for all my amazing fans that have supported me throughout my whole career.
Crowd roars.
Patriot: And I can’t even begin to emphasize, how great you fans have been to me. Which is what’s gonna make this announcement I’m gonna make, even harder.
Crowd boos.
Patriot: It’s been great, but right here, right now, I am announcing… my--…

Duhast hits and the crowd boos as Ace comes out.
JR: And now what the hell!
King: I think Patriot was about to retire JR!
JR: You’re damn right he was! And isn’t it just like Ace, to interrupt, a moment like this!
Ace walks down the ramp and then enters the ring and grabs a mic as the crowd boos.
JR: This is just horrible. Patriot about to announce his retirement, and now this damn Ace, interrupting it! I don’t believe it!
Crowd: ASS HOLE! ASS HOLE! ASS HOLE! ASS HOLE!
JR: And this crowd is all over Ace here!
Ace: Patriot, hold on just a second.
Crowd boos.
Ace: Now everybody knows, that the last two times we’ve met in the ring, it was you, that came out on top.
Crowd roars.
Ace: But everybody also knows, that each of those times were flukes!
Crowd boos.
Ace: Because let’s not forget Patriot, I am after all, the greatest World Heavyweight Champion, of all time!
Crowd boos.
King: And that is a fact JR!
Ace: And Patriot, there’s no way in hell, I’m letting you leave the EWO, with two wins, over me! It’s just not happening!
Crowd boos.
Ace: So Patriot, I’ve got a little proposition for ya. What do you say, next Sunday at Halloween Massacre, you and I battle it out one last final time. You and me, pay per view, The Patriot’s final match, in the EWO! What do you say?
King: That’s some match JR!
Ace: But wait don’t answer yet because that’s not all. After beating me the last two times we’ve faced, I don’t want this to be your last match because you want to retire, I want this to be your last match because you’re forced, to retire!
Crowd boos.
Ace: So why don’t we make this match, a match that has haunted you with injuries all throughout your career. A match you’ve suffered broken arms in, a match that I like to call… a Steel Cage Match!
JR: Oh my God!
King: A Steel Cage Match JR!
JR: The Patriot has loads of history, inside that Steel Cage! Getting injured multiple times! But will he agree, to face Ace in his last match, inside those same unfriendly confines, of a Steel Cage!
Ace: So what’s it gonna be Patriot?
Patriot looks into the crowd which roars.
Patriot: Ace, you want me in a Steel Cage at Halloween Massacre, in my final match in the EWO? Well I say… you’re on!
Crowd roars.
JR: It’s on! It’s on for Halloween Massacre! Ace and The Patriot, inside a Steel Cage! The Patriot’s final match, in the EWO!
Crowd: PATRIOT! PATRIOT! PATRIOT! PATRIOT!
JR: And this crowd is all behind The Patriot, whose gonna meet Ace one more time, next Sunday on pay per view! Inside the Steel Cage! My God what a match!

COMMERCIAL BREAK

MATCH # 5
Ace is shown still in the ring as Patriot goes over to the announce table.
JR: Well it looks like we’re gonna be joined by Patriot here. Ace still in the ring, getting ready for our tag team main event!
Smells Like Teen Spirit hits and the crowd boos as Cobain comes out.
JR: And here comes, the Champion!
Ring Announcer: The following tag team contest is scheduled for one fall! Making his way to the ring, from Seattle, Washington, the EWO Champion… Cobain!
King: Well Patriot, we just heard the big match made for Halloween Massacre between you and Ace, your last match in the EWO, but how does it make you feel now to see Cobain coming down to the ring, with the EWO Title over his shoulder!
Patriot: Well, not that good King. Knowing that Title should be mine, it pisses me off to see Cobain with that Title.
JR: And Cobain’s gonna put that Title on the line, next Sunday on pay per view, against JJ Massacre! And now he and Ace, are set to team together here on Threat, to meet The Demon, and JJ!
Breaking The Habit hits and the crowd goes wild as Demon comes out.
Ring Announcer: And their opponents, introducing first… The Demon!
JR: They are on their feet in the Fleet Center! Because here comes the 4 time, EWO Champion! Whose gonna meet Chris Jericho next Sunday on pay per view! And Demon all set to go, in this tag team matchup, here on Threat!
King: Well he’s gonna be facing Ace in this match JR, The Patriot’s opponent at Halloween Massacre, but also his opponent from just 8 days ago at Massive Brutality, in that Hell in a Cell Match!
JR: That is correct King.
Alone I Break hits and the crowd goes wild as JJ Massacre comes out.
JR: And now oh my! Here comes, JJ Massacre! The man that will challenge Cobain in 13 days on pay per view, for the EWO Title!
Ring Announcer: And his partner… JJ Massacre!
King: JJ’s gotta realize JR, Cobain was right! JJ is cursed to win this Title! Even more cursed than the Red Sox are to win a World Series!
Demon slides into the ring and blocks a right hand from Ace before hitting him with right hands of his own knocking him out of the ring!
JR: And Demon knocking Ace right out of the ring!
JJ then throws Cobain off the ropes but Cobain reverses the irish whip. He then leap frogs over him but JJ comes back off the ropes with a clothesline knocking Cobain down! He picks him back up and throws him off the ropes. He goes for a back body drop but Cobain comes back with a kick to the chest and then runs off the ropes again but JJ takes him down with a drop toe hold! He then goes to the top rope! He waits for Cobain to turn around and then hits him with a missile dropkick!
JR: Missile dropkick! JJ with a missile dropkick on Cobain!
King: Come on Cobain!
JR: JJ showing no fear, coming right at the monster who he’ll meet in 13 days for the EWO Title!
He goes for the cover. 1-2-…kickout. He picks him back up and throws him into the corner. He stands on the second rope and hits him with right hands but Cobain then fights out of it and gets JJ on his shoulder before nailing him with the Nirvana Bomb!
King: Nirvana Bomb!
JR: Good God and a Nirvana Bomb! Cobain nailing JJ! The impact echoed through the arena!
King: And I think Cobain’s had enough JR! It’s time to pick apart JJ Massacre! He’s no Don Zimmer like JJ said JR! He’s the EWO Champion!
Cobain then throws JJ in the corner and JJ crashes into the turnbuckle. Cobain then runs off the ropes and goes for a big clothesline but JJ counters it and hits a reverse DDT!
JR: And there’s a reverse DDT! Desperation move by Massacre!
JJ then runs at Cobain but Cobain catches him and slams him into the turnbuckle!
JR: Good God almighty!
King: That’s gotta hurt JR.
JR: Spine-first right into the turnbuckle, goes JJ Massacre!
He goes for the cover. 1-2-…kickout.
JR: But JJ just gets a shoulder up!
He picks JJ up and throws him off the ropes. JJ ducks the clothesline and comes back with a crossbody but Cobain catches him and hits a rib-breaker! He then hits him with an elbow drop and goes for another cover. 1-2-…kickout. Cobain then runs off the ropes goes for a clothesline on JJ but JJ then ducks it and nails him with a dropkick!
JR: Dropkick on the Champion! Cover!
The ref counts. 1-2-…kickout. He kicks at Cobain and picks him back up. He throws him off the ropes but Cobain reverses the irish whip and knocks JJ down with an elbow to the face! He then sets him up for the Fall Out!
JR: And now oh my!
King: Uh oh! Fall Out could be coming JR!
JR: JJ’s all reared up here!
He gets ready for the Fall Out, but Ace then runs in! JJ nails him with a right hand!
JR: Ace now in the ring, but JJ with a right hand!
Cobain then comes over and nails him with a belly to belly suplex!
JR: Belly to belly on JJ!
The ref counts. 1-2-…kickout! He then picks him up and sets him up for the Heart Shaped Box!
JR: And Cobain now!
King: Heart Shaped Box!
He goes for the Heart Shaped Box but JJ counters it and rolls Cobain up with a back slide!
JR: But JJ counters! And now a back slide on Cobain!
The ref counts. 1-2-…kickout!
JR: But Cobain just kicks out!
JJ and Cobain then both crawl to their corners and Cobain tags in Ace and JJ tags in Demon!
JR: And now the tags are made!
Demon hits Ace with right hands and then throws him off the ropes nailing him with a back body drop! He then ducks a clothesline from Cobain and nails him with a back suplex!
JR: Demon on fire here! Back body drop on Ace! Back suplex to Cobain!
He then throws Ace off the ropes again and knocks him down with a boot to the face! He then ducks a clothesline from Cobain before nailing him with the Lights Out!
JR: And now the Lights Out on Cobain! Demon hit the Lights Out!
Jericho then runs down to the ring! Crowd boos.
JR: And now wait a damn minute! It’s that no good Chris Jericho!
The ref checks on Cobain while Jericho gets on the apron and pulls Demon’s head off the ropes! Ace then kicks him and sets him up for the Genocide Ride!
JR: Jericho pulling Demon’s head off the ropes, and now Ace!
King: Time to take a ride on the genocide JR!
He then nails Demon with the Genocide Ride!
King: He got it!
JR: Ace with the Genocide Ride on Demon!
He then goes under the ring and takes out the fuel tank!
JR: And now come on!
King: He’s got the fuel tank JR!
JR: Ace with the damn fuel tank, after being told specifically by J.M. Messer earlier tonight, not to use it again!
Patriot then gets up from the announce table and slides into the ring!
JR: But now Patriot heading down to the ring!
King: Ah! Look out Ace!
Ace gets ready to hit Demon with the fuel tank, but Patriot spinkicks the fuel tank back into his face!
King: Ah!
JR: Spinning wheel kick! Patriot spinkicked the fuel tank, right back into the face of Ace!
JJ then sets Ace up for the Fall Out!
JR: And now JJ all fired up!
King: Not a Fall Out!
JJ then nails Ace with the Fall Out!
JR: Boom and the Fall Out on Ace!
King: Oh no!
JR: JJ with the cover! The hook of the leg!
The ref counts. 1-2-…3!
JR: And it’s over!
Ring Announcer: Here are your winners… The Demon and JJ Massacre!
JR: The Demon and JJ pick up the win, here on Monday Night Threat! A huge tag team victory, over Cobain and Ace!
King: Well they have Patriot to thank for that JR! He should’ve never kicked that fuel tank back into Ace’s face!
JR: Well it should have never been in the ring to begin with, after what Messer told Ace earlier tonight! And as a result, it’s a JJ and Demon victory, here tonight on Threat! But what will happen next Sunday at Halloween Massacre! The Demon and Chris Jericho! Ace and The Patriot in a Steel Cage, in Patriot’s final match in the EWO! And Cobain and JJ Massacre, in JJ’s hometown, for the Heavyweight… Championship… of the world! Oh what a pay per view, it’s gonna be in 13 days, at Halloween Massacre!

END SHOW

Threat Matches:

1. Triple H Vs. Chris Jericho
2. Pyro Vs. Kurt Angle
3. Smash and Lil Killa Vs. The Hurricane and Xtreme
4. EWO Championship Match: Cobain (c) Vs. Stone Cold Steve Austin
5. JJ Massacre Vs. Ace

Halloween Massacre Matches (currently): 11/2

1. The Demon Vs. Chris Jericho
2. Steel Cage Match: Ace Vs. The Patriot
3. EWO Championship Match: Cobain (c) Vs. JJ Massacre